I’m the uncertain certain, the maybe that might,
A dev with big dreams that I’ve yet to ignite.
I juggle coding, diapers, and late-night yawns,
So if you need tech support—well, good luck, game on.
I believe in 6529 and the freedom meme,
Where decentralization is more than a dream.
Art or not, if it’s memetic, it’s gold,
And the future is open, or so I’m told.
Got a question or two? Hit me up if you dare,
But be warned, I’m buried under a toddler's lair.
Email me at maybehotcarl@gmail.com, if you please,
Or poke me on Twitter, @gratusmasculus, with minimal ease.
My replies might be slow, but I’ll read what you say—
I’m dancing with chaos til the kiddos sleep away.
Never quite lived out any dream in my head,
But I hustle in code so my soul’s not officially dead.
I shout out the ethos of 6529’s stand,
Waving the banner of freedom across the land.
And if you ask “Why Memes?”—they’re potent like glue,
Spreading jokes, joy, and truth—that’s what we do.
Now this site you’re on? It’s a fleeting nest,
All set for a buyer who might be impressed.
Wanna own the domain where Maybe once reigned,
And push it to heights I never quite attained?
Drop a line, make a bid, we can see if it fits—
Just don’t be offended by my toddleresque wits.
I’m “Maybe,” the dev, with kids underfoot,
I keep things together with duct tape and grit.
Email: maybehotcarl@gmail.com—just be sure that you write,
Or tweet @gratusmasculus in the dead of the night.
I might not be quick, but I’m wholeheartedly me—
Believer in memes, in freedom, in NFTs.
So here’s my about, and my contact, combined,
A lyrical labyrinth of maybe’s state of mind.
Thanks for stopping by—let’s sail into the Stream,
Where “maybe” is certain… or at least not what it seems.